Someone Slap Me Sideways and Call Me Sane

It’s a good thing that they invented bluetooth and ear buds, because it doesn’t look weird when I have full blown conversations with myself, especially in the car. People just think I am talking on speaker phone with another human. Oh no. I mean I get so used to it, that I do it in public…

Dance On! Drive On! Rock On! Turn me ON!

Parov Stelar is awesome. First time I heard this, I was blasting down the highway in Montana, feeling like gold and lit on fire. I know what this guy’s feeling with his feet! Brings back good memories for sure! Dance on, drive on, rock on, TURN ME ON!

I Wish I Had a Monkey

http://www.27bslash6.com/monkey.html All copied from site above. I wish I had a monkey Not like the kind in the above picture though, as that monkey is white and has some kind of fruit smeared all over its face. I would want a clean monkey. Obviously having your own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host…

Missing Missy

http://www.27bslash6.com/ A hilarious site that showcases comedic banter btw coworkers, articles and more. Check it out, you won’t be disappointed. Anyone can really appreciate the hilarity in this back and forth conversation below. But none more so than Graphic Designers and their frustrated clientele. It’s one of my favorites, next to “I wish I had…

Coffee. Where it All Went Wrong.

Yes, that is pretty much like me way back in the day. It’s National Coffee Day and I thought I should celebrate. So, I went McDonald’s to buy myself three Iced Coffees that I affectionately call “McCracks”. My real love affair began at 16. I had worked in coffee shops for decades. In honor of the…

Nietzsche – Neither Here Nor There

That is how I looked at Philosophy and Poetry in college…neither here nor there. Actually that isn’t true … I was downright angry about it, I hated it so much. I almost broke my teeth in class once because I was clenching them so hard. I never understood why I had held such contempt toward these…

You Don’t Get to be Bored – Louis C.K.

It’s so true. I just love this man. He’s raw, he’s real and he’s downright hilarious. Our minds are the last frontier and I really believe that. I truly believe that all of existence, if we were to tap into it, exists in our brain. We use 10%. Just imagine what it would be like…

Phone Home

This is a poem I wrote in my journal about someone I started dating while locked up in a crisis center. I would call him every night from the hospital, and he had me laughing for three weeks straight. Talk about medicine. He brought out the writer in me and it’s been a love affair with…

Chocolate Socrates

Chocolate Socrates “You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing and dance, and write poems and suffer and understand, for all that is life. There is no end…

Third Eye Not Blind

My therapist is a Buddhist and a Reiki Master. He also happens to be Bipolar and a Recovering Alcoholic for over 30 years. I found my fit in every way I could possibly imagine, and that took years. But I do have to say, what he showed me in our session about 6-7 months ago,…