Conversations with Monkey Sauce

Heard from the kitchen this morning (2nd, 3rd and 4th words uttered out of the mouth after “Good Morning”)…. “FUCK! SON OF A BITCH! GOD DAMMIT!”

Monkey: “Does he have Tourettes?”

Me: “He doesn’t have Tourettes, he has fucking issues.”

Monkey: “Well, at least he has a decent vocabulary.”

Me: “And he claims I need anger management courses?!”

broken coffee

One Comment Add yours

  1. maybe a thesaurus is needed?

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