Conversations with Cheesus and Motz-Her-Ella …
Cheesus – I wish I could say I am aging like wine but it’s more like cheese. Getting stale and smelly.
Motz-Her-Ella – Careful there, I like stinky old cheese….goes good with my wine!
Cheesus – I think something happened to your tongue there.
Motz-Her-Ella – ya it got wrapped up in your stinky cheese
Cheesus – It’s all Gouda.
Motz-Her-Ella – you’re so cheesy!
Cheesus – Hey there’s nothing grate about sliced cheesy. I can’t Camembert it. Lol
Motz-Her-Ella – it’s parm for the course. okay, that was really stinky.
Cheesus – Eat too much and it will be your fetash.
Motz-Her-Ella – It’s hot as helluva out there. But there is a nice little bries. Okay, I can’t play I don’t know chessus well enough. He’s my living Sauvignon Block o’ cheesus.
Chessus – If this goes on too much more one of us is going to make an Asiago out of themselves.
Motz-Her-Ella – You’re tryin’ to mac my cheese, aren’t you? You’re so krafty!
Cheesus – So you’re saying you want my noodle in your Velveeta?
Motz-Her-Ella – Cheese don’t string me along, thanks.
A recently discovered image of Sweet Baby Chessus –
… Don’t swiss out on the block of cheese-n-tary below!