Don’t Bring Me Roses

Originally posted on ON THE ROCKS :
The next man to walk into my life that thinks he can get away with bringing me roses, chocolates or jewelry has another thing coming to him. Sorry, but it’s just curtains for ya … and immediately. “Roses are red and violets are blue” …. END SCENE. CUT! NEXT!…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I’m flying out of this brothel like a witch on a broomstick today. Then my friend is coming to pick me up at my office so I can take a NAP. Never been so excited to take a nap in all my life. Now that is what I call a treat. My Ghost-Hunter friend is…

OF ANIMALS AND TREES …

Yup. That’s where it’s at today for me. Animals are my friends for the day. They don’t talk back and no when to shut up. Plus, they teach me a thing or two about how to bring out the claws and catch prey…or how to rip into people and show them who’s boss. Trees are…

BOO HOO … BREAK-UPS ARE HARD TO DO

So, this morning, I literally woke up on the wrong side of bed. Someone in my head warned me about it and the rest of the day is history. I broke it off with my imaginary boyfriend and then I went ahead and broke it off with the rest of the world. And I wasn’t…

I’VE BEEN SLAPPED SIDEWAYS

So, this one day … after an epic camping trip during the Blood Moon, I watched the clumsiest man alive jump off a 20-foot waterfall after he howled at the moon and told mysterious stories around the campfire. I tell you this. He got a ticket for taking my breath away, stopping my heart in…

THE CASE OF THE MISSING SLIPPER

So, there is this lady in the shelter I am living at who happens to be homicidal. Her slipper went missing yesterday and all hell broke loose. I assure you this…I can’t lie all the time ya know. 😉 In my head I just blasted her left and right and laughed til I cried. I…

HOW GOD MADE MAN – PLOT TWIST

Let me tell you a new story about how God made man. She made man and ripped his heart out so that the woman that was already there could eat it. It had little to do with ribs. Ribs are just fun to break. Hearts are meant to devour. That is what it’s meant when…

CADENCE – Round Two

I am going to cut right to the chase here today. Happiness is found when what you say, what you do and what you think are in harmony. So here it goes for now: On the topic of worry: If you are overly concerned with what I am doing day in and day out, I…

SPEECHLESS

I really need to get my shit together. What an epic waste of time this morning. I have nothing to say and it’s the most frustrating thing to me in the world at the moment.

I LIKE TO RHYME – DEAL WITH IT

Nothing’s coming to me. Nothing’s in between. Nothing’s overhead, and nothing has been seen. I don’t know what I missed out on, but you all seem to know. I’m threatened to be kicked out or locked in everyday, in this god-forsaken show. I no longer trust anyone, not even myself for now. But one of…

ALIVE

God, I don’t even remember how to do this anymore. My blog is like a child I left behind. Just letting you know that I am back at it again after a brief hiatus. I have little to say tonight, but will undoubtedly update tomorrow. For now, I must figure out a game plan. It’s…