Let me tell you a new story about how God made man.

She made man and ripped his heart out so that the woman that was already there could eat it. It had little to do with ribs. Ribs are just fun to break. Hearts are meant to devour.

That is what it’s meant when I say it’s a heart attack on a plate. Who has the silver spoon now, fellas?

Go back to school.

Can’t take religion or Sunday School? Let’s all go back to posting pix of cute little kittens than, shall we? Cuz that shit’s actually really funny. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Lookin’ at you monkey sauce. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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