I’M PROBABLY PREGNANT.

I should get this onsie for my father. Just as a momento to remind him of the night I whipped open his door, running into him in his tighty whities and still steamin’ from the epic fight we had seconds before in front of all his neighbors. It was over finances and the fact that…

BUBBLE BATH THERAPY.

My apartment fell through. It was already taken a day in. So, I wait. There is one left, but the bathroom was straight out of a murder scene and the kitchen beckoned nightmares from the 60’s. I assumed they were brand new. To be honest, I felt a bit rushed. I was not 100% sold…

Which in this case, means none.

It’s  going to sneak up on you and I’m going to simply vanish without warning. Gone. I’m not afraid of this anymore. It will not hurt worse than the pain I am in.

TUT’S NOTE.

A Note from the Universe: “Nothing’s been lost, you’ve still totally got ‘it.’ It’s just that you enrolled in the ‘Double Advanced Super Thriller Program,’ at the same time as the ‘Can’t Touch This Life Mastery Class.’ Naturally then, since you aren’t permitted to remember such choices mid-life, you’re a bit startled to see the…

BIG, BAD WOLF.

It was my birthday as the clock struck midnight. I was completely nude, sprawled out on my red satin comforter as the blood ran cold from my wrist, when there was a knock on the door. I jumped up and wrapped it around my body like a cape as I answered the door in anticipation….

GO DO.

What? You don’t paint walls vibrant colors in nothing but your panties and dance around the house like a wild Mustang while listening to this song? In all seriousness, I’m glad no one saw me that night. GO DO – JONSI Go sing, too loud Make your voice break- Sing it out (Go… Go… Go…

GO QUIET.

Originally posted on ON THE ROCKS :
I spoke up too soon. Before I knew how to form a sentence. I ran too fast. Before I knew how to walk. I fell very hard. Before I knew how to gracefully land. I tried to prove myself. Before I learned what wisdom and grace really means. I…

This is the first morning in a long time where I have not woken up in a frozen, panicked state. I went outside immediately and the air adjusted my sails and the birds attached my wings that I need to keep moving in a positive direction. Someday, I will get into the meat of what’s…

I was better off asleep anyway. Let this be an eternal slumber as I slip. I gave it every shot I could n still nothing was ever good enough…not even for me.

MEDITATION.

Sometimes I like to get wasted n meditate on you. I see you laughing n holding me close as I spit out out obscenities in the heat of an argument. I see you pulling me in as I drown in the obscure nature of love and hate. I see only because I ventured to cross…