That’s all I asked for! God, is that so hard to ask for someone to hang fucking mattress on string that banged that theory? A lil string. A little bang. A little wax dripping from your dollar store candles….hitting sweet spots on her shoulders so she has no choice but to thrust her body weight down hard on the bronco she’s riding by the Caribbean Sea! Oh myyyy. Sorry. I get carried away. One swinging mattress for me, please.


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