I was going to jet on down to McDonalds for a McCrack and WiFi, but it’s kinda hard to write decent poetry while your ass is numb from sitting on cold, hard seats that only fit half your ass. They really should make seats for bigger folk such as myself, considering it is McDonalds and everything. I could use some cushions. And my spotify play list blasting on the speakers. I already get free McCracks, so it’s only a matter of time. I’m taking this to corporate.