I’d like to introduce you all to my new best friend, Nut Job. He visits me everyday and reminds us all to keep being squirrely. Furiously collecting his winter stash, while balancing a social life and the task at hand…all while staying alive, is no simple feat.
I’d offer him hazelnut coffee, but I’m afraid if I caffeinate him, he’ll finally throw his crazy ex, Honey Nut, off the roof. I watch them fight and wrestle everyday in the parking lot. Talk about embarassing yourself in public. Then they run off into the woods together and make up. Maybe I’ll look into getting them a room for Christmas so they can fill this town with Nut Job Jr’s … more than there already are.