I Wanna Bang on Deez Nuts All Day.

I’m not sure what was worse – that I woke up out of the dream, got grabbed in the p#ssy by Trump, watched an ex-con jump off a bridge in a high speed chase only to fall victim to a bunch of vigilantes playing the drums on his nuts, or the fact that I witnessed an enormous horse being chained to trees as bait for a T-Rex under the Northern Lights, which I took pictures of as inspiration for future paintings. I don’t know, but it’ll be a short story soon enough. I haven’t slept like that in ages and it will be ages before I shake that all off.

Dream Interpreters, have at it.

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Dreams can be freaky. During my divorce I would talk during my sleep, wake myself up screaming, shouting or mumbling. Once I woke up and heard myself saying “…she lay the baby down to sleep and turned and walked away and that was the last time anyone saw Aiden alive”. My mind was playing the movie and to hear myself say those words out loud was chilling

    1. OnTheRocks says:

      That’s from a movie? I have crazy dreams and if they’re like a story, I usually write it out. Closest I get to sy-fy! 😉

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